idk why wearing someone else’s shirt or sweater or jacket is so satisfying and comforting but it is
but not as satisfying as seeing someone else wearing your jacket or sweatshirt. like. wow. they’re wearing my sweatshirt. and it’s cute as fuck.
the bond between the person wearing someone else’s clothes and the person whose clothes they are wearing is strong
what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh
tbh never ask me for boyfriend advice because 9 times out of 10 i’m just gonna be like “dump him”
who thE FU- oh hi grandma nice to see you
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
a pop up book
I can’t wait until our generation becomes teachers that actually know how to make a video full screen and get the god damn cursor out of the way